The wine, the bitch and the wardrobe full of email

Happy New Year people! I have finally made it back to my desk, albeit in a very bitchy mood, carrying a large glass of merlot and half a block of chocolate. So much for my New Year resolution to cut down on the calorie intake. Don't laugh - you'd be indulging too if you knew you had to wade through 1,000 plus emails that arrived while you were on vacation!

So now I'm back, you can send me your burning search engine questions that I know you've been saving up over the silly season. Why not add to my email agony? Link's on the left.